Everybody poops. That’s just a fact. Everybody does it. Little babies in their diapers, dads of three on a Sunday morning, older men in their diapers. Everybody knows it and everybody does it (except girls, of course. Girls don’t poop. Right…?) Anyways, this all has a point. Stay with me here. I recently made my […]
Struggles
52 Saturdays – How to Almost Start a Fire
#14 – You ever start a fire without any matches or lighters? Yeah, me neither. How to (Almost) Start a Fire First of all, just want to take a minute to give a massive shoutout to the cavemen. Those dudes knew what they were doing. Just feeding and sheltering and keeping themselves warm without as […]
52 Saturdays – Traveling While Single
#TB12 – This Saturday was nothing but the perfect microcosm of what it’s like to be a single guy traveling around the world. Traveling While Single You’re off traveling the world. It might be a weekend trip with the boys, it might be a year of backpacking, it could be anything, really. But if you’re […]
Paying to Poop
There are a lot of things I have loved so far about Europe. Easy access between countries, outdoor drinking, well-dressed women, the list goes on, but there’s one trend that I simply won’t stand for anymore. One thing that has caused me more stress and physical discomfort than any one rule should. And that’s paying […]
Traveling with Adults
I’m 25 years old. For all intents and purposes I’m a grown ass man. The problem is that I look like I’m 16 and act like I’m 12, so for the sake of argument here we’re going to think of “adults” as more of a generational jump. People my parents age. Well, in this case, […]
The Art of Getting Lost
Buckle ups, folks. Grab your notebook and your favorite #2 pencil. It’s time for The World’s Dumbest Traveler to impart some knowledge. You might be thinking, “Why in the world would I take a ‘lesson’ from a guy who calls himself “The World’s Dumbest Traveler?!” And it’s certainly a fair point, but bear with me. […]
Talking to Strangers Without Any Words
(10 minutes of “talking” to this guy, never found out what he was looking at) I can’t speak a lick of any other language. I maybe know a handful of inappropriate Spanish words I’ve picked up over the years and that’s it, but I really thought I had “Hello” down in Croatian. Was walking around […]