Imagine some of the most famous travelers that you know… Like if Christopher Columbus and Amelia Earhart got it on and their kid had a sweet Instagram account like @eternalbeachhair

Now imagine the complete opposite.

No grizzly travel beard, no gorgeous travel companion and absolutely no idea how to say “another beer” in Spanish. But what I lack in stereotypical travel attributes I make up for in sarcasm and self-deprecation.

I’m Ryan, Ry3, 3, The World’s Dumbest Traveler, whichever you prefer, really. I’ve just packed up my entire life in Boston, Massachusetts to spend a year traveling around the world. You’ll learn pretty quickly that I’m not the savviest of travelers and I also don’t much like the conventional way of doing things.

I’ll be spending the next year traveling, while living and working in a different international city every month. When it’s all said and done I’ll probably have done some partying, some outdoor adventuring and found myself married to the daughter of a Serbian drug lord.

Should be a wild ride.